Jesus on Thyface, Denise Haskew & Steve Parker (Simon & Schuster) FUNNY

Subtitled "Social Networking for the Modern Messiah" this is, quite possibly, the funniest book of the year. Recently released transcripts from allow us to read first-hand accounts by the likes of Jesus, the Virgin Mary, John the Baptist, Pontius Pilate, and even Satan. Turns out that in the 1st century they were all Thyface crazy!! made it dead easy to upgrade your mode of transport. Learn about Jesus' troubles with the Galilean Wine and Spirits Authority for producing wine without a licence. Did the Virgin Mary really believe MILF meant "Mums in Lovely Frocks"? Logeth in and signeth up!